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1. (Generic Term) A human being always present, capable of working 35 hours in a single day to do everything to care for their tribe.
1. (Terme générique) Etre humain toujours présent, capable de faire 35h en une seule journée pour tout mettre en œuvre pour prendre soin de sa tribu.
This entry defines 'Maman' in a general sense, highlighting their constant presence and incredible ability to manage numerous tasks within a day to ensure the well-being of their family ('tribe'). It emphasizes their dedication and tireless effort.
2. (Gastronomy) Home chef, capable of preparing delicious little dishes while camouflaging a maximum of vegetables.
2. (Gastronomie) Chef à domicile, capable de confectionner de bons petits plats en camouflant un maximum de légumes.
This describes a mother's role in the kitchen, portraying her as a skilled home chef who can create tasty meals, often with the added challenge of incorporating plenty of vegetables, likely to ensure children eat them.
3. (Fashion) Custom clothing designer adapted to everyone's needs... from the baby nest to the bow tie.
3. (Mode) Créateur de vêtements sur mesure adaptés aux besoins de chacun... du nid d'ange au noeud papillon.
This entry humorously depicts a mother as a fashion designer, capable of creating custom outfits for all family members, covering a wide range of needs from baby clothes ('nid d'ange') to formal wear ('noeud papillon').
4. (Education) Home tutoring for gifted children.
4. (Education) Soutien scolaire à domicile pour enfant sous-douée.
This highlights a mother's role as an educator, providing academic support at home. The term 'sous-douée' is used ironically here, implying that mothers are capable of nurturing and developing the potential of even the most 'gifted' or advanced children.
5. (Sport) A dynamic duo and source of motivation for various sports sessions, except perhaps in the swimming pool...
5. (Sport) Binôme de choc et source de motivation pour des séance de sport variées, sauf peut-être en piscine...
This entry describes a mother's involvement in sports, portraying her as a motivational partner for physical activities. The humorous exception 'except perhaps in the swimming pool' adds a touch of relatable realism.
6. (Dance) Model and dance partner for all types, from Classical to Flamenco, including Just Dance!
6. (Danse) Modèle et partenaire de danse de tout type, du Classique au Flamenco, en passant par le Just Dance !
This entry humorously casts a mother as a versatile dance partner and role model, capable of participating in any dance style, from traditional forms like Classical and Flamenco to modern video games like Just Dance.
7. (Philosophy) Developer and instructor of the taste for effort in all circumstances and in all fields.
7. (Philosophie) Développeur et instructeur du goût de l'effort en toutes circonstances et dans tous les domaines.
This entry defines a mother's philosophical contribution, emphasizing her role in teaching children the value of effort and perseverance across all aspects of life and in any situation.